This phone call, it’s… it’s my note.
This phone call, it’s… it’s my note.

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the most adorkable ice bucket challenge 

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haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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Anonymous said: An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs



pretty sure that’s a prosthetic 


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Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

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I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.

I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie

(Source: tomhiddles)

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‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

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